JohnyWindsock

Some random weirdo on The Internet who screams about video games on Youtube.

I was watching some JohnyWindsock before you barged in and crammed some Pineapple Cobbler forcefully down my throat.

by BlueToTheRescue September 25, 2019

Johniese

Is sweet kind heart possibly bipolar name is very unique older and they look has straight teeth and always white has big tits and ass and can twerk May have a mean look on their face but cool when you get to know them Take your breath away makes you smile and laugh all the time can be the best relationship you have ever been in doesn’t where makeup she is Beautiful but Always doubts herself always when she know who she is always has a hair and nails done always put together and likes to be mean for no reason And have a bad attitude

Guy, I won’t a loyal girl

Her, I keep telling u I’m the one

Guy, what yo name I’m google it

Her, Johniese ☺️

by Johniese 123 October 22, 2019

Johnesty

Being truthful with the police after being busted for soliciting a prostitute.

I thought johnesty would be the best policy after the cops nailed me for picking up a whore but they still arrested me.

by Marveloso December 21, 2019

Johnreil

If you have this name your pretty much a goat , your just different

Johnreil , what's up?

by Jdintheflesh October 3, 2020

Johny’s sausage

Most commonly know as a very late male genitalia

I’ve heard he has a Johny’s sausage

by Salami Mami69 February 16, 2021

johnre

A sub-class of dudes wif da most common of male first names.

Are there more dudes wif a certain first name in Wisconsin (whether they have a similar-sounding last name or work in lumber yards is optional), or is dat a "johnre" dat basically spans da entire nation?

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

Johnegberthater

The one, the only professional John Egbert hater, idk why they hate him John Egbert is amazing. He is very dedicated to the art of “Hating John Egbert” regardless

Johnegberthaterxjohn egbert

by KARKALICIOUSS July 17, 2021