John Rick

Is the handsome and also a good lover in he is good example of loyal.

how it's possible but this is impossible for name John Rick

by Antonymes June 7, 2021

Sir Louis John Howard

Sir Louis John Howard was a pioneer at inserting large objects into his wide, dirty anus. Some would describe him as the 'Human Elastic Band'.

Person 1 : "Have you heard of Sir Louis John Howard?"
Person 2 : "No?"
Person 1 : "Search him up, his research into anal penetration will change the way you think of the human anatomy and physiology"

by Dr. Pedro Shumway December 2, 2021

The Matty John

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.

I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.

by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022

John Michael

The sweetest, awesomest and most caring guy you'll ever meet. He never hesitates to tell you that you're beautiful, or to compliment you in any way. John Michael is always honest, and is the best listener. He has beautiful eyes and the cutest freckles. He's also the most attractive guy ever. I'm so lucky to have such an amazing best friend.

John Michaels make the best boyfriends.

by Habr December 13, 2013

John Boehner

The current minority leader of the US House of Representatives. AKA Mr. No. Any concept promoted by the opposition party, regardless of potential merit, is consistently deemed by Boehner as a non-starter. Regardless of the initiative, Boehner's alternate solution is always "tax cut". His apparent contributions regarding any useful initiatives within government are obscure or non-existent to date. Unless taking up space, breathing, and saying "no" qualify as a useful contributions...he may be at least holding his own.

Hey John Boehner!!!! That poor bastard next to you is choking to death! Can't you give him some help! Sure! I'll give him a tax cut!

by Ishke February 18, 2009

John Frusciante

An incredible guitarist and amazing human being, John Frusciante worked with the Red Hot Chili Peppers on five of their studio albums since the death of guitarist Hillel Slovak in 1988. He has the greatest skill of any guitar player today and has great backing vocals. He cares deeply for the music, and doesn't like the fame or excessive paychecks, hence, he doesn't tour or promote his solo albums.

Who is that guitarist for the Red Hot Chili Peppers who looks like Jesus?

It's John Frusciante, the greatest alternative rock guitarist ever, and also just one of the best musicians of all time.

by FACE JINHURTONS August 18, 2010

Jibbly John on the Half Shell

The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.

I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).

Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).

by Jammich May 26, 2011