death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

Big fat jobby cake

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.

I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.

by jobbycake July 17, 2016

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

Jobby dazzler

An extremely large poo that doesn’t give off odour

Feel better now that was a Jobby dazzler

by Silyan August 7, 2025

jobby

it's a portmanteau of job and hobby. Where the employer pays you so little it might as well be a hobby.

I go to my jobby 40 hours a week 52 weeks a year and I have nothing to show for it.

by desert_dweller5 April 1, 2019

Jobby

He is the real wise man. He can face danger and challenges with his skills and knowledge. He is loyal and ambitious person. He can charm you in 1000 ways and you ll lose yourself.

He is the real jobby

by Yaui November 24, 2021