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Jizzem

1)Plural to the word jizz.
2) other definion to cum, spooge, jizz, man goo, love juice etc.
3) a jizz filled girl is a 'little Jizzem'.
4) talking in relation to seamen
"look at billy, she hasnt wiped the jizzem from her face"
"dang billy, you little jizzem"
by Lloyd and jesse (YAY) April 4, 2006
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Jizzmagorical

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.
"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"
by Jeff September 13, 2003
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Jizzmacker

a chorus of women, all producing a quite loud thwack in the cheek, lip area of another, completly filled with jizz. when many jizzmackers perform at once it can be called jizzmacking. Or Fluctuating.
Like when you get 3 or 4 girls almost hallucinating off the production of sound, whilst ones mouth is loaded with semen, producing a loud thwack. often girls claim feeling "high" or "euphoric,"and a little "speedy" when Jizzmacking. Jizzmacker
by p0rn December 9, 2008
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jizzemwidget

n. eng.

a wrench/mop used for cleaning up jizz in hard to reach places.

similar to a twat rag
thank god i had my jizzemwidget, or it would have been impossible to get my phat load off the ceiling.
by johnAMacdonald January 17, 2008
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jizzmic

When something is so goddamn incredibly awesome you physically jizz yourself.
Did you see that dude dropkick that bear in the face holy shit it was fucking jizzmic man!
by Randy Cox June 10, 2010
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jizzmosphere

When someone other than yourself has sex in your tent or your car, this is the funky atmosphere that lingers.
"I'm not letting you borrow my tent for Bonneroo... I don't need your jizzmosphere tainting it."
by mBmD July 31, 2012
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jizzamin

Jessamin green
You know that girl jizzamin? That's how ya baby mama.
by Bigdaddykhane April 23, 2018
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