Jive Jacker

A Jive Jacker is someone who does something so good, he defines the perfection of his actions by just doing it regularly. He/She "owns" whatever skills and abilities people are watching, mostly in disbelief. It looks like they're cheating somehow, but true "Jive Jackers" never lie, never cheat, and just do it like a god.

"I was watching Michael Philips swim in the Olympics 2008 and in 2012, and that guy is a Jive Jacker. Too good, too fast, I'm hoping he ain't a Lance" (Lance Armstrong=cheater). Man, he walked away with the most medals of anyone in history! He's a top notch Jive Jacker."

by RurikBloodaxe January 6, 2013

jive cracker

An Uncommon Phrase Used by the Blacks to describe a Crazy White Person.

White: I'm Gonna go jump off that cliff into a river!
Black: Whatchu Talkin' Bout Jive Cracker!

by PrideofSyn November 18, 2013

jive ghoudda

When you broke and wish you had cheese

Damn im jive ghoudda!

by Carolina Blue September 3, 2016

Jive Loaf

the greatest herb ever

Yo you need to buy some of that jive loaf from Smokey. That shit is the bomb

by Big poppas lost brother October 29, 2008

jive ass mother fucker

motherfucker who always gets the best block combinations in Tetris!

Nate, you are one jive ass mother fucker!

by death_metal_scottie March 11, 2007

Jive Talking

To talk about something that is of no importance to a conversation and have has no relevance to the situation.

Sam: Oh my God you see that girl shes fine!
Jordan: Yeah she would get it
Mihir: You done the math homework boys?
Jordan: Mihir stop please?
Mihir: Stop what?
Jordan: Jive talking.

by JK The Destroyer May 18, 2011

jive turkey

akin to: sucka, fool, mo-fo

I ain't talkin' to no jive turkies, slick.

by Big Daddy August 16, 2003