Lǎo sī jī (Old driver) 老司機— Chinese slang for someone who’s way too good at ‘driving’ — and by driving, we mean knowing a lot about sex, porn, hentai, lewd, and adult content.
- Oh man, didn't know you watch so much porn! You are a Lao Si Ji.
- Nah, Tom is the real Lao Si Ji. He is into hentai anime and stuff.
William: Are you doing your homework?
Ray: No.
William: What are you doing then?
Ray: Your mom.
Crowd: Ohhhh.
Kevin: Yo, Ray drives fast!
- Nah, Tom is the real Lao Si Ji. He is into hentai anime and stuff.
William: Are you doing your homework?
Ray: No.
William: What are you doing then?
Ray: Your mom.
Crowd: Ohhhh.
Kevin: Yo, Ray drives fast!
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he's my mendhak ji!!!
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Get the mendhak ji mug.Term for a guy who looks really intimidating, but deep down is super cool. Similar to the phrase, "you can't judge a book by it's cover". A "Ji-Vercher" looks rough on the outside but is soft on the inside.
"That biker is a Ji-Vercher. Their vest isn't for a biker gang, it's for their volunteer program that reads to children at the library"
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Get the Ji-Vercher mug.One of the kindest people you will ever meet, Mei-ji is always on the lookout for ways she can help others. Although she is 100% beautiful and charming, her insecurities often prevent her from showing her true self to the world--but when she opens up to you, you're never going to want to let go. Mei-ji has a true heart of gold, and every day alongside her is a day of learning how to move through the world with more grace and forgiveness.
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Person 2: Yeah, we went for a walk last week. Talking to her totally changed my perspective. I think I'm in love...
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Get the Mei-ji mug.Jihyeong likes em younger and his fan club continues to grow. Men and women alike try and stalk him to get his socials. Usually Jihyeongs are pretty nerdy but they also play sports. Jihyeong enjoys eating more than anything and will tackle a sandwich in one bite. They’re usually pretty peaceful but occasionally will get shanked by Isabellas. They are very cool people because they get hit on by men. They have a 10/10 face card but the dorkiest personality of all time. The biggest back, will always try to get the last slice of pizza. Good friend tho.
Fan club member: “Oh my gosh have you seen Ji hyeong?”
Other fan club member: “Yeah! I heard he likes 7th graders.”
Other fan club member: “Yeah! I heard he likes 7th graders.”
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Get the Ji hyeong mug.The verb David-Jiing is defined as the action of yapping, confidently using statistics or personal experiences completely made up, without acknowledging the lack of integrity in those claims.
Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.
Derived from MSU 23-24 Congress member David Ji, the professional yapper. Also used in the format of: pulling a David-Ji.
"- Dude like 70% of Stanford students are student-athletes, I swear!
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"
- What are you talking about? I just searched it up on Google, it's only about 12% of them that are...
- Oh shit my bad, I was David-Jiing"
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