Family Jewels

Male testicles hold sperm, half of the recipe for beginning a new human life.

A smackeroo in the family jewels, not good.

by jtsfl January 9, 2009

gypsy jewels

the beautiful droplets of water that form on the ceiling of a steam sauna and occasionally fall down on your face and body, cleansing your sins and your soul with their majestic powers, which were endowed by the mountain gypsy king

I had a very belligerent weekend in Mammoth, so I snuck into the health club sauna and let the magic gypsy jewels heal me and renew my soul.

by lipsattak November 19, 2011

Jewel in the Rough

A genital piercing submerged in pubic hair.

"I thought she was a golden child, until I saw her jewel in the rough."

by Impetus May 27, 2014

jewel casing

The act of cutting ones self with a jewel case that is supposed to be used to put an end to an emo's meaningless life.Most often this act is commited by the fat, depressed, emo of today, which is why Shelbey GT500 participates in the act at least once a day.

Wow Shelbey GT500 your jewel casing has put blood all over my jewel cases! WTF am i gunna do with my Bon Jovi records NOW!?!?!

by Matt Alexander Ted January 14, 2008

gig jewell

odd stupid big headed annoying freak who has no friends from his school nor the other he calls everyone and texts them and no one cares

Your being totaly gig jewell.

by saverio cataviea May 18, 2008

Angry Jeweler

An altruistic jeweler from Minnesota who finally got fed up and is searching for accountability as loudly as she possibly can by teaching self advocacy.

The Angry Jeweler knows that most of which is legal is not lawful, but she worries not about this paradox, since she knows that "Person who can will (exercise volition) has a right to refuse to will (withhold consent)."

by Hennalady September 2, 2010

christmas jewels

testicles, balls, nuts, testes...etc. etc.

OW! i still can't walk, damn Josie kicked me in my christmas jewels!

by anonymous November 23, 2004