Jed InPanties

A nickname for a guy named Jed, whose life took a wild turn due to being born with a shockingly tiny penis—think smaller than micro, stuck at infant size even into his 20s. This led to crushing humiliation with girlfriends, who’d see his “bitch’s little button” and recoil. His ex, horrified by his pathetic attempts to compensate, caught him in a sissy act—complete with panties, makeup, and feminized flair—and flipped the script. She forced Jed into permanent panty-wearing, shaved legs, and full-on sissy vibes, dubbing him “Jed InPanties” as a humiliating social exposure threat. But here’s the twist: with aphrodisiacs, Jed transformed this torture into exquisite fetish erotica, embracing the sissy lifestyle—panties, makeup, hair, and all. From online exposure to whispers of big black dick fantasies, Jed InPanties is both a tragic figure and a scandalous legend, forever marked by his ex’s ruthless power move.
To this day at all times Jed continues to always have on sexy, hot bitch panties. Jed Inpanties.
Trying to make a show I bet you money it’s just another Jed InPanties with a deep dark terrifying tiny truth.
by Bbc sissy jed May 2, 2025
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Grape Jed

the act of shaving one's pubes into the mouth of another. Then forcing them to eat a jelly sandwich.
Karen enjoys a grape Jed after a good rogering.
by Dongsaladsurprise February 5, 2020
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tennessee jed

A dirty hippie from a rural area in the southern United States, typically of low intelligence.
Did you hear that Tennessee Jed talk? He sounded like the village idiot of Starksville.
by Gravy McWavy November 7, 2022
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Jed

A Jed is a name associated with a person who lies and manipulates to get “their bit” also used to describe scab movement or an insult normally referred to as Jedding abbreviated it’s jed
Are you jedding me

Don’t be a jed

Iwl stop moving like a jed
by BabygirlMm September 15, 2020
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Jed

The act of making someone super repulsive and utterly rejected by the community
“Hey do u remember bob?”
“U mean the guy who got Jeded? Lol hes such a looser
by DarealDookie August 21, 2022
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jed davies

Jed Davies is the sexiest lad to ever walk the earth, any girl he likes is automatically a 10, this geezer knows no boundaries on pussy slaying and will take on 500 bitches in one weekend and will definitely be the last man standing
Girl 1: I wish Jed Davies would slay my pussy

Girl 2: same
by Truth be told 6969 March 14, 2021
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Jed Moment

A whimsical or anomalous event consisting of an awkward silence or facepalm followed by stating "Jed Moment"
"Why does he look like le bingus?"

"Jed Moment"
by Beaj the man June 30, 2024
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