Java-Basking

The feeling of utter bliss and contentment following a badly needed cup of coffee. Usually follows an intense session of fornicaffinating. SEE Fornicaffinate May also be followed by Post-Caffoitis Mug Cuddling

Jill, you are positively glowing! Did you meet a new guy?

Nope! I just had the best cup of coffee! My knees are weak!

Girl! You are full-on Java-Basking!

by Ouroboros1 July 23, 2011

java.(interrupt)

java.(interrupt) is used in a coding language called java to call an upper-line interrupt (preset of commands).

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main class ( call java.(interrupt)
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by CodeManY May 07, 2017

Thicc Java Moment

When you outsmart or outplay someone or something unintentionally or intentionally, but still seen as you did it correctly.

Jared changed his grade by editing the HTML of the website, what a thicc java moment

by Java Lava July 23, 2021

Java Drop

The deuce right after the first cup of coffee in the morning

Bro, that Java Drop from Starbucks hits way harder than Dunkin'

by Vexchris May 30, 2024

Monster Java

A drink so vile, i have attempted suicide every time that i think about it, even now

Woman: hey have you tried Monster Java? It is SO good

Man: honey, cut the shit and get me a pacific punch monster from the fridge

by monster juice addict June 15, 2021

Java

Speak in this language to land up a job in Bangalore. Also, some English along the way.

Bro: Macha I didn't get placed in college. I don't have aggree also.

Dude: Dai, don't start pissing from your eyes. Go do Java course in Jspider

Nerd: Java is an object-oriented programming language which is widely used these days for developing software and deploying them in almost every field you can think of.

Macha: Le java, don't show off. You learn Kannada and come back. Then we will see who's the boss.

by GoneCase December 03, 2015

Java

A Programming Language that is so heavy-weighted that most normies hate it but it indeed is a good language.

"Do you know java?"
"Java what?"
"Java this programming language"

by thazeintayout July 03, 2023