Java

the best......OK IM DONE NOPE NOPE

REALLY GRAPE IM NOT DOING JAVA

by imnotsaying October 8, 2019

Java#0009

Smart, compelling, straight to business

Need something? Java#0009 can make it happen.

by Java#0009 September 18, 2022

Java

Speak in this language to land up a job in Bangalore. Also, some English along the way.

Bro: Macha I didn't get placed in college. I don't have aggree also.

Dude: Dai, don't start pissing from your eyes. Go do Java course in Jspider

Nerd: Java is an object-oriented programming language which is widely used these days for developing software and deploying them in almost every field you can think of.

Macha: Le java, don't show off. You learn Kannada and come back. Then we will see who's the boss.

by GoneCase March 9, 2016

Java Stan

Someone who judges people on what edition of Minecraft they play and only play java edition

Imagine playing on bedrock edition and not on java “ok java Stan”

by DextrusDust July 29, 2021

Fin / Java

An akutagawa obsessed emo fag that needs grammarly in his life DESPERATELY. But he’s also nice so he gets a pass <3

Fin / Java is and akutagawa obsessed EMO fag that needs grammarly. But he’s nice to me so I’ll pass him.

by lovevixii July 30, 2021

Java

One of the most popular coding languages in the world, being used in conjunction with HTML for websites, and is used for many other things. Also one of the weirdest coding languages, being somewhat esoteric at times, and infamous for sometimes being completely nonsensical.

Wait, that's Javascript

Which is the lesser of two evils, Java or Javascript?

by Earl is a fun name December 2, 2023

Java island

Named after the slang term for "coffee", Java island is an Indonesian island where the inhabitants are addicted to coffee.

After visiting Java Island, I realized the locals aren’t just coffee lovers; they’re practically coffee connoisseurs, brewing up magic in every cup!

by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025