toe jam

That grey-brown shit that accumulates between your toes. Primarily composed of dead skin cells, sock fluff and sweat.

"You eat your toe jam? No. No. That's way to disgusting."

by N3dst4 January 16, 2003

Lake Erie Log Jam

A Lake Erie Log Jam can be found in the bowl of 50% of public toilets. It is created by the first person that uses a non-functioning public toilet by totally fucking up the bowl with a huge Steamer and then tops it off with half the roll of toilet paper, which starts the Log Jam. Next person who has a Hydraulic Shit coming on and happy to find a shitter working or not adds to the log pile then uses what’s left of the roll. The next and subsequent people have no choice but to shit on top of the log pile or shit their pants, which adding to the pile makes more sense than laying down a Skid Mark in their pants which of course leads to a Rusty Bumper. After several people have assaulted the bowl, with none of it going down a LAKE ERIE LOG JAM is created, so named as if you live in the Midwest, and are north of the continental divide, that shit’s gonna wind up in Lake Erie one way or another.

I had to Carpenter Cut a Lake Erie Log Jam at McDonald’s or shit my pants!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

Sussex County Traffic Jam

When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.

Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"

Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"

Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"

by DP-BA March 10, 2013

Pearl Jam

The name of a famous Seattle band, but more importantly, think about it, Pearl Jam...

A clever slang name for semen, has the consistency of jam and a pearl color. Definitely cum.

Pal: "You fuck Sarah last night?"

Guy: "No doubt, busted my pearl jam in her face."

Pal: "haha you sick fuck, I envy you."

by nhumb March 2, 2010

That's my jam!

Something/someplace that you personally like.

Dude1: Where are you going after?
Dude2: I'm gonna make a coffee run, you know any good place around here?
Dude1: yeah, Tim Hortons; that's my jam!.

by h3donistic_hy3na May 17, 2016

hood jam

(noun)- song that you jam to all the time. Theme song to your life.

example.

"Siri, play my hood jam!"

by vomitingfathers October 25, 2014

traffic jam

The by-product of either rush hour or a lane closing as a result of a car accident or construction. Mainstreets and highways become choked with cars that are literally bumper to bumper. Like a bad storm, usually the only way out of a traffic jam is sitting through it.

Car lines and lane shields make getting off an exit a daunting game of chicken. Road rage is also pretty common.

There was a huge traffic jam on I-93 when some idiots collided into each other, causing two lane closures. It was backed up all the way to Quincy.

by The Sub February 25, 2005