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Itchy Butthole Day

Likening the events or impending doom of a day to that of having an itchy butthole which is the uneasy feeling or "itchy feeling" a person may experience during post-defecation that occurs around the posterior aperture of the alimentary canal also known as your butthole. An itchy butthole day occurs when post awakening, things start going terribly wrong and make you feel like you have an actual flaming asshole, but in actuality, the world is just fucking you in the ass causing a similar, searing sensation in your soul.
I got up late and the kids missed the bus, I spilled my coffee when I got out of my car at work and once I got there I got verbally donkey punched by my boss and I could just tell it was going to be an Itchy Butthole Day.
by Mamamia121 April 16, 2010
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itchy corn

feeling you get, when you have not cleaned your dick for a while.
I have a itchy corn, I guess I need to see a doctor.
by iKnowBetter September 29, 2014
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When ya balls is all itchy and/or chaffing.
Come over here and scratch my itchy man bits.

My itchy man bits are so sore.
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how come itchman has got all the girls
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Itchy penis disease

Itchy penis disease is a severe thing that happens whenever you dip your ding a ling in melted chocolate and then put it in a Bootyhole that has been coated extra thick with peanutbutter. Then the girl eats the peanutbutter and chocolate off of you.
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Itch-Ass

When you don’t wipe well enough and the residue starts to dry
Mike: Man my ass is really itchy today
Eric: Mike, you probably have itch-ass
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