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Israeled

When someone comes to share something you own with you and then steals it by force and law and tells the world that you are the one who wants to steal it
A person asked me to let him drink water from my bottle, and after a few minutes he asked me not to drink from it so that it would last him the whole day!I've been israeled!
by Pojhd November 25, 2023
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israel

A jewish person with critical thinking skills here. If you open up the torah and you read it, you’ll read the story of how jewish people are descendants of Abraham.
Abraham comes from what is known as present day Iraq. If you know the story, you’ll know jewish people are not indigenous to Palestine.

According to the myth, god says to Abraham, 'Hey Abraham, I have a present for you, free land for the jewish people, you’re going to lead them there.'

Abraham tells everybody, 'god spoke to me, he’s telling me to take you guys to this land filled with milk and honey'; this promised land is never referred to as 'israel'.

So Abraham leads the jewish people to this land, this land is Palestine. When they get to Palestine, there were already people there, so what does Abraham claim god told him to do?

‘Slaughter and expel those people from the land’ – the torah literally explains that jews were not indigenous to Palestine and are slaughterers of people - a.k.a. settler colonialists. We see the IOF and settlers exhibiting this behaviour today, trying to imitate the myth.

Note: judaism, christianity and islam are all religions created by Arabs that lived in the middle east over 2,000 years ago. Hence, Arab jews, christians, moslems, atheists, etc. with Palestinian ancestry can all claim Palestine as their home land.
It’s terrifying that so many jewish people do not know the history of their religion or their culture, especially the ashkenazi, who are indo-European with no genetic connection to the middle east.

Another note: Abraham did not exist, even jewish scholars from Tel Aviv openly admit this and we all know the torah, bible and qur'an are books of myth and most importantly; the promised land and this concept of an 'israel' is myth. No self respecting atheist would support israel, when you don't believe in god, you can't believe in an israel.
by Scholar of judaism November 17, 2023
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Israeled

When you visit your friend's place, become overly fond of it, and consider taking it over while evicting them. However, things take a heated turn as they resist, turning the situation into a struggle, albeit with an implication that they might be in the wrong for opposing your intentions.
My place has been Israeled by my poor friend.
by Foxxyfoxx January 26, 2024
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America Does Not Stand With Israel

Israel can eat a dick. The Jews can eat a dick. The Israeli Jews are getting more out of America than the America creator of AI! How is that possible? In what world? Well, a world where the Jews think they are God. This is why Hilter. They attack Iran. It's 'preemptive self-defense.' You retaliate in any way shape or form? Terrorism. Who decides who gets nukes and who does not? Doesn't matter. The Jews don't have to submit to any other authority.
Hym "Um... No America does not stand with Israel. Ted Cruz need to stop lying over there because we do not give a single fuck about Israel."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
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Israel

An apartheid-nonexistent state that stole the land of Palestine by force in 1948. Israel is not a state, it is simply a term used by zionists to use a group of Jews and their emotions for their (Zionists') personal gains, perhaps the 500 billion dollar gas in Gaza (gas-a).
Israel is not real. Israel dehumanizes innocent children and white people in the USA. Israel thinks that all of humanity is to serve the zionists only.
by urbangurl4life November 29, 2023
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Israeled

Being falsely accused of "theft" because someone else wants what you rightfully own. Or being falsely accused of "genocide" for defending yourself when attacked.
"I bought the house and moved in. The former tenants Israeled me, falsely accusing me of stealing my own house. They tried to murder my family to steal it from us, and complained when we fought back."
by MathProf December 27, 2023
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Israel

The homeland of the Jewish people with Jerusalem as their capital. The Jewish people settled in what was known as Canaan over 3000 years ago. After being forced out by foreign armies, Jews were forced to live a nomadic life praying three times a day to be able to settle back in Jerusalem. After 2000 years of wandering and persecution they finally made it back to their homeland. Today it is the only country in the Middle East where Jews, Muslims and Christian’s are free to practice their religion without fear of being persecuted. It is also the only country to give full rights to women.
Israel is the homeland of the Jewish people.
by Never forget is now June 3, 2024
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