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internet atheist

Angry atheist who trolls internet sites denouncing God, Christians and religion; Atheist internet troll who demonstrates a basic ignorance of reason; Atheist internet troll who is ignorant of science and logic while claiming strong adherence to the same; Atheist who contradicts themselves through poor reasoning, especially one who exhibits hypocrisy.
Rational people understand that the claim "There are no absolutes" is a self-defeating statement. Internet atheists? Not so much.
by roaddebris August 23, 2012
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internet exploder

Term commonly used in place of 'Internet Explorer', Microsoft's shitty web browser that does nothing but serve you popups, viruses, and spyware.
My computer has been fucked up the ass thanks to Internet Exploder!
by Louie C. August 7, 2004
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Internet Explorer 8

The newest edition of the world's worst internet browser- Internet Explorer

A.K.A. IE 8

Fortunately, it has not been released yet,(true on 03 May 2009), featuring the latest round of security holes. The only people that will use this crappy program will be:

- People that have never used a computer
- People that are working on a computer at work, school/ other organization who cannot escape this program due to software restrictions.

This program is so bad, that Microsoft (the horrid mother of this program) are planning to force this piece of useless software into people's computers via auto-update.*

Features include:
- No support
- Automated crashes
- Sudden Lags
- Stolen Features
- FREE YES FREE, default viruses
- Included bonus: Allows credit card details to be stolen!
- Takes longer to load google.com then the average American child (weighing 300lb) takes to run 400 meters.
- A gateway for hackers

To escape this hellhole, simply Google "Mozilla Firefox", though you are fucked, if there is a software restriction thingy-majig.

The vast numbers of people who use this program to acquire Mozilla Firefox means that Microsoft may even consider to block Mozila.com, banishing the user to a lifetime of Mozilla Firefox.

FACT: It's ugly sister, Internet Explorer 6, is the #1 cause of Angry German Kid.

Footnote
* Though it has not been released yet, we know it will be crap, because it is genetically shit, as we have seen in the previous internet explorers.
(Note, these examples aren't that good)

Person 1: ARRGGGHHH FUCK! Internet Explorer 8 just got me these porn pop-ups, and my mum came in the room, and saw one of the pop-ups!
Person 2: Dude, have you not heard of Mozilla Firefox?

*

Person 3: NOOOO! My computer just got Internet Explorer 8!
Person 4 (Mozilla user): Don't you use Firefox?
Person 3: It does it automatically!
Person 4: (Sees IE 8 being downloaded) SHIT! (computer begins to lag)
by Cheekyvincent May 3, 2009
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internet reject

Obnoxious person who trollz teh boardz and posts truly ignorant stuff constantly. Never has anything to contribute to the webz or society in general. The redneck, white-trash of the internet community.
Kellibear is an internet reject and needs to be pulled from society.
by SpaghettiM July 23, 2009
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lol internet

Catchphrase used in discussion boards to dismiss petty arguments and posters with an inflated ego, or just to remember people that the internets are not to be taken too seriously.

Generally used as a conclusion, or as the only contents of the post.
"You have offended me. I will have my lawyer make your ISP subpoena you then sue this websight!!"
"lol internet"
by lol internet July 16, 2008
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You Win the Internet

A Phrase ment to convey that you did something online very well. Whether it is making a really good website, making a good YTMND or pulling off an incredible move in an online video game.
Wow that was awsome! You win the Internet!
by ColdSheep September 18, 2006
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internet purgatory

The state of a website that will most likely never be updated again but also is unlikely to be deleted for an indefinate amount of time. This may happen when a site is hacked, when an owner loses their e-mail access or password, or when the author dies or otherwise disappears from the internet. In the case of a myspace profile, this is called myspace purgatory. The most common victim is freely hosted websites, as no fees must be paid to keep the page available.
I don't know why I keep checking for updates, it's obvious that the site is stuck in Internet purgatory.
by Ashley Harrington September 18, 2006
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