A game where you endlessly place blocks wasting your life, time, and talent trying to make something good. Essentially, you're wasting 20$.
Person 1: Umm, sir, it has come to my attention that you've been playing Minecraft.
Person 2: Yeah, and?
Person 1: Did you know you could get a refund for such a worthless game?
Person 2: Well fuck you, Minecraft is awesome.
Person 1: Sir please calm down or we're going to have to restrain you!
Person 2: Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Room. NOW!
Person 1: That's it! Restrain him!
Person 3 and 4 restrain person 1 and knock him unconscious.
Person 1: Another brainless faggot down, several others to go.
Person 2: Yeah, and?
Person 1: Did you know you could get a refund for such a worthless game?
Person 2: Well fuck you, Minecraft is awesome.
Person 1: Sir please calm down or we're going to have to restrain you!
Person 2: Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Room. NOW!
Person 1: That's it! Restrain him!
Person 3 and 4 restrain person 1 and knock him unconscious.
Person 1: Another brainless faggot down, several others to go.
by The typical neckbearded brony. December 08, 2014
A time-consuming game in which little to no progress occurs outside of the game. Many spend hours on end just doing nothing and staring blankly at the screen...
by Ventru April 11, 2015
An amazing sandbox game in which you can do almost anything in. You can build anything you would like but, only out of blocks!
by MunkeyFromDaNorth December 20, 2014
by BUDDERGOD September 09, 2013
An indie sandbox game, commonly called an autism magnet, overrun by 12-year old gay faggots and 40-year old pedobears. %99.9 Of ALL players have autism, case in point to be called an autism magnet. Only statiticians have seen nine-tenth's of a "Minecraft faggot"!
Eric: Dude, you play Minecraft?
Severyn: Yeah, i do.
Eric: Go use unregistered Bandicam and make some autistic videos, Minecraft faggot.
Severyn: Yeah, i do.
Eric: Go use unregistered Bandicam and make some autistic videos, Minecraft faggot.
by ILikeSkunks June 27, 2015
A game we’re you shove your 2 inch sword up peoples ass to kill them and were 3 year was olds like to ask every girl to be there girlfriend so they can feel proud of themself that they actually talked to a girl who’s actually a 72 year old male pedophile who likes to jack off to Minecraft porn
by Blinkeredsix8 October 30, 2017