iraqi pipeline

lubrication of a woman's anus with WD-40 (preferably with the straw inserted)... followed by repeatedly having anal intercourse over the course of several hours.

"Man, Erica was keeping me up all night asking for an Iraqi pipeline!"

by rolling stoned May 2, 2008

operation iraqi liberation

a deceptive and official sounding word created by George W. Bush to cover up the fact that he just wants to finish what daddy started. YEEEEHAWWW, CALL DADDY, WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO THE DESERT just didn't sound as good. i wonder if the president would be as excited about the project if his daughters were over there waiting to get killed.

we can't tell the people the truth about this war, let'smake up something that sounds official...hmmmmmmmm, how'bout operation iraqi liberation.

by kevin December 28, 2004

100,000 Iraqis

The cost of cheaper oil for the next 30 years. Also a statistic the Bush Adminstration wished they covered up better.

Yes, I said it. After 9/11 we would go on a CRUSADE and we sure did alrighty. In the traditional sense, we slaughtered the innocent people in the name of all that is right and profitable..I mean holy and completely missed the target we portrayed.

I mean.. Hey is this mic on?

Yes Mr. President, and once again you've proved to be a asshat

by Captain Douche April 13, 2006

Iraq

Was the Best Country in the world, before the Americans came in

Iraq Before War= PEACE
Iraq when Americans Come In= DEATH, VIOLENCE

by Zeyad March 11, 2008

fun in Iraq

Virtually non existent.There is no fun in Iraq

(or Afghanistan}.

There is nothing fun about going to Iraq.

So Don't go to Iraq.

Is there any fun in iraq?

Are there any sexy bitches? No, they wear Burqas mostly

Is there alot of alcohol? No, lots of sand

Is it a giant fucking desert? Yes

{Drugs}? Mabye

IEDs? Defiantly.

by -where we came in? October 14, 2007

Iraqnid

Terrorist from the Middle East...

The USA recently deployed thousands of troops to exterminate the overwhelming iraqnid population in the Middle East so as to bring about democracy...

by AGuns November 5, 2007

Iraqi Eye Goggles

To place ones testicles in their partner's eye sockets and simultaneously defecate into that person's mouth.

I asked her if she wanted to wear the Iraqi Eye Goggles and she said "I don't know what they are, but sure!" but after I put them on her she totally wouldn't spend the night.

by Ardnew October 26, 2008