A type of blog generally frowned upon on Tumblr consisting of pictures of slutty teenagers in Indie clothes. Occasionally making triangles with their hands. Hipster staples include cut-up mom jeans, cross necklaces, Vans, and galaxy leggings. They also love to take selfies holding Nutella. Some examples of hipster blogs are glitteryglitter, unic-whore-ns, wasted-sluts, and h-i-p-s-t-e-r-i-f-f-y-i-n-g.
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an uncontrollable outburst of emotion or fear, often characterized by irrationality, laughter, weeping, etc
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Psychoanalysis . a psychoneurotic disorder characterized by violent emotional outbreaks, disturbances of sensory and motor functions, and various abnormal effects due to autosuggestion.
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A kick-ass Muse song.
an uncontrollable outburst of emotion or fear, often characterized by irrationality, laughter, weeping, etc
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Psychoanalysis . a psychoneurotic disorder characterized by violent emotional outbreaks, disturbances of sensory and motor functions, and various abnormal effects due to autosuggestion.
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A kick-ass Muse song.
When Angelina Jolie found out that Brad Pitt cheated on her with a flight attendant, she went into a state of complete hysteria, while listening to Hysteria by Muse and went completely fuck your own ass crazy.
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Hipsters (yeah, fucking hipsters) who think they aren't hipsters, because they are educated, rich, spoiled, pretty, and of course, better than hipsters. However, they are nothing but useless fucking hipsters.
Elitist Hipster #1:"I hate hipsters, they are gross, drink beer, and they don't shower."
Elitist Hipster #2: "Yeah, I bathe once a week to save water, because I'm an annoying piece of shit elitist hipster. Pass the Two Buck Chuck....."
Elitist Hipster #2: "Yeah, I bathe once a week to save water, because I'm an annoying piece of shit elitist hipster. Pass the Two Buck Chuck....."
by yup345 October 20, 2010
Get the Elitist Hipster mug.A hipstermobile is a form of ironic transportation, used primarily to transport two people -- usually a hipster and his or her iPhone -- between various locales or events that the hipster deems to be important. It is a type of bicycle, specifically of a single speed with fixed gears, also known as a "fixie". Often, the bicycle chassis is painted over with a single solid color using spray paint. This eliminates the brand name from the bicycle, which might otherwise clash with the hispter's "local is better" ethos, and also because the spray paint amplifies the hipster's urban-chic identity.
The hipster sits on a banana seat closer to the rear wheel of the hipstermobile while the iPhone sits on the handlebar in a specially-designed mount, available through Amazon.com. Whilst pedalling the hipstermobile, the hipster will issue voice commands to the iPhone. Typical commands include:
"Take a photo of this ironic building and post it to my Tumblr."
"Use Wikipedia to find a virtually unknown folk band from circa 1982 and then Tweet it to everyone who follows me."
"Is there a free BYOB arts & crafts festival in a two-mile radius of my current location?"
"Go into my draft folder and send that plea for more money to my parents."
Hipstermobiles are often spotted near cafes and post-gentrification diners, near arts & crafts festivals, and in parks during normal peoples' working hours.
The hipster sits on a banana seat closer to the rear wheel of the hipstermobile while the iPhone sits on the handlebar in a specially-designed mount, available through Amazon.com. Whilst pedalling the hipstermobile, the hipster will issue voice commands to the iPhone. Typical commands include:
"Take a photo of this ironic building and post it to my Tumblr."
"Use Wikipedia to find a virtually unknown folk band from circa 1982 and then Tweet it to everyone who follows me."
"Is there a free BYOB arts & crafts festival in a two-mile radius of my current location?"
"Go into my draft folder and send that plea for more money to my parents."
Hipstermobiles are often spotted near cafes and post-gentrification diners, near arts & crafts festivals, and in parks during normal peoples' working hours.
Dude, I just saw a grown man sitting on the curb crying. He looked to be cradling an iPhone that had fallen to its death from the handlebar of his hipstermobile. He couldn't even update his status to tell anyone about what had happened!
by hipster_of_the_month May 7, 2013
Get the Hipstermobile mug.A folk hipster is sub category of hipster that are usually recognized by their "mountain man " beards and earthy wardrobe (Boys: beards, flannel , boots , straight legged pants,any woodsy animal jewelry or printed shirts, messy curls , worn out pants, suspenders Girls : Overly floral button ups, shawl neck sweaters , wavy to curly hair , victorian jewelry,riding/military boots, anything retro 1900-1930's ,any woodsy or native american vibe clothes .
Bands they listen to :
fleet foxes
j illman
iron and wine
the cave singers
kings of leon ( even if they are mainstream and hate hipsters despite the fact that they're all major folk hipsters)
deverdra banhart
vashti bunyan
first aid kit
boy & bear
nick drake
bon iver
sin fang bous
mumford & sons
Joanna newson
wild beasts
au revoir simone
freelance whales
Akron/family
fever ray
sea wolf
wilco
lord huron
vetiver
espers
dawes
the antlers
the mountain goats
peggy sue and the pirates***
Bands they listen to :
fleet foxes
j illman
iron and wine
the cave singers
kings of leon ( even if they are mainstream and hate hipsters despite the fact that they're all major folk hipsters)
deverdra banhart
vashti bunyan
first aid kit
boy & bear
nick drake
bon iver
sin fang bous
mumford & sons
Joanna newson
wild beasts
au revoir simone
freelance whales
Akron/family
fever ray
sea wolf
wilco
lord huron
vetiver
espers
dawes
the antlers
the mountain goats
peggy sue and the pirates***
Look , that folk hipster came into starbucks with no shoes on .
Those folk hipsters dont seem to be trying to be hipsters ...but they really are ...which makes them that much more deck.
Caleb Followill and Samual beam are such folk hipsters
Folk hipsters sure do look like amish people.
Those folk hipsters dont seem to be trying to be hipsters ...but they really are ...which makes them that much more deck.
Caleb Followill and Samual beam are such folk hipsters
Folk hipsters sure do look like amish people.
by thewildbeast93 November 14, 2010
Get the Folk Hipster mug.When a flannel pearl snap shirt wearing, fedora sporting, 5 o'clock shadow rocking mid-twenty year old with thick rimmed glasses and rolled up pant legs (you know so they dont catch on my bike) grabs two cups of coffee and hops on a vespa and stares you down with that "Im better than you look" as he drives away listening to crappy acoustic music.
Guy: Dude what was all that?
Girl: He just gave us a hipster hug <3!!!!
Guy: We should see other people.
Girl: He just gave us a hipster hug <3!!!!
Guy: We should see other people.
by MrAndySandy August 5, 2011
Get the Hipster Hug mug.The result of Social Justice Warriors defining everything sexual men do as rape. It devalues the term, and can cause those who have actually suffered to be lumped in with the attention seeking ideologues. That and when a man is accused of rape, he is guilty be default with no chance to explain himself of prove innocence.
This rape hysteria is getting out of hand, I was called a rapist just for saying that girl looked hot
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