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delusional hipsterity

The belief that wasted potential is more important than actual success.
Dude, you are suffering from some serious delusional hipsterity.
by laughingsquid March 22, 2011
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sad hipster

A sad hipster is one who glorifies the negative aspects of life in attempt to be cool.
They frequently use frownie faces and say negative things and some even go to the extent of talking down and degrading themselves and or others.
Sad hipsters on Twitter like to decorate around their names with frownie faces.

Ex: ☹ alicia ☹
☹ gag ☹
☹ cunt ☹

They also like pizza. Most, but not all.
They put on a big front of being very absurd/open/careless.
Many sad hipsters type exactly like dis N shortened terms w letters n numbers 2 n acronyms wit no punctuation exactly like dis idk why every1s doin dis now tbh

Sad Girls club

At one point or another, every sad hipster has contemplated or actually taken a selfie with a peace sign held up crookedly in front of their face.

:(



life sucks
by rickiebobbie November 21, 2013
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hipster box

Within the Channel Awesome/TGWTG community, a hipster box is an Apple computer of any build, be it a desktop or portable computer. So named for the purported number of hipsters that own said Apples.
Friend A: Did you ever update your Skype?
Friend B: I can't dude, I have a hipster box.
by Dodger of Zion May 2, 2011
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Hipster

Capitalism's ultimate victory over socialism.

A hipster defines themeslves as part of a supposed counterculture through what he or she buys, not what they do do. In other words, consumption instead of action.

Thus actually going out there and doing things has been replaced by wearing skinny jeans and a Che Guevara shirt and appearing like you actually care about major issues.
An activist will join or start a demonstration bringing public attention to the plight of immigrant farm workers.

A hipster will buy a pair of Toms shoes because the company will send some poor kid another pair of shoes, thus making them feel like they did something without not actually having done anything meaningful.
by TheFrankfurtSchooled September 11, 2011
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Hipster Swine

A term used to refer to ray-ban wearing, money shitting, bicycle riding, pretentious gentrifiers who's teenage angst has carried on well into adulthood.
A: Look at all the hipster swine at this bar.
by Y.T. Honks. November 26, 2010
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Hipsterism

Mass consumption in the eternal quest for what is cool, distinct, difficult to acquire, or just plain ugly. Hipsters engage in hipsterism by shopping at the most trendy places, always looking for the most unique items. Everything, from the type of clothes worn to what you eat is a status symbol to the hipsterist.
Darren's hipsterism had run rampant by the time he bought his 7th vintage BMW motorcycle.
by Noir September 6, 2005
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Hipsterrible

Terribly hipster, the tragically hip, the pure essence of hipster, cut-off jeans, flannels, messenger bags, ridiculousness, vans, etc.
"Thats kid Xavier is so hipsterrible, selling his frozen yogurt and riding his fixie everywhere.
by Rahley Esco September 3, 2009
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