yeah it was great, but i didn’t realize he was a harry humper. he sang watermelon sugar the whole time and would stop giving me head to say “ELLO LUV!”
by ponyspank69 June 06, 2022
when someone pulls up to a red light stops pulls up a bit more stops then pulls up a bit more and continues this until the light turns green again.
whys that guy keep stopping and pulling forward then stopping again?
hes a light humper he wont stop until he goes into the cross walk or the light turns green.
hes a light humper he wont stop until he goes into the cross walk or the light turns green.
by DGo4th May 06, 2011
by whitenite29 November 09, 2009
A bumper humper is a man on man action when he would rather place his penis in other mens asses rather then have sex with a women. This could also be used as a phrase to simply call a man gay.
See that man over there wearing a pink shirt and kissing that other man buddy? He must be a bumper humper.
by dan gemmtinte March 01, 2006
by StrawberrySpamm September 23, 2008
A person who follows too closely on the highway, as if trying to "mount" the vehicle in front of him.
by R. Swenson December 15, 2007
by terrytoogood December 12, 2009