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happy humanist

A very intelligent and evolved person who calls people out on their bullshit and hatred. A person who stands up for human rights and teaches others how to do this. The smartest person on UD.
by PrescientMoon April 25, 2016
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Humansplain

When you have to explain to someone how to be or not be, a shitty human.
I had to humansplain to my mother that Nazi's suck.

I had to humansplain to my co-worker that Keurig's are insanely wasteful and the coffee sucks.
by BURSTU June 8, 2018
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No Humans Involved

A word used by police officers to confirm that the dead person was not murdered e.g. Killed by a animal
Officer: don't worry its only a NHI ( no humans involved )
by ricey2214 August 22, 2011
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Hyper-humanism

Hyper-humanism is mutation of humanism where emotion is now superior and prioritized over facts.
"I don't care if retarded is the medical term, i find it offensive no matter the context unless you are a doctor yourself."

....Hyper-humanism at its finest
by Horsey jibunzo April 12, 2019
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we, humans, are creatures of habit

a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma September 18, 2014
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OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS

jerry: what are you doing james?
james: OH GOD PLS HELP HUMANS WE ARE ALL A DISSAPOINTMET AND ARE GONNA FUCKING DIE
jerry: I think you cocaine addiction is getting out of hand
by PLSHELPIAMINGREATPAI69420 July 21, 2021
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Humanist

A person that is not racist against a certain race, but fucking hates all humans equally. Genuinely known as an asshole, fuckfly, or just a US president.
“I don’t just hate sole dumb people. I’m a humanist. I hate you too”

“Ew People. I prefer to be a humanist”

“My 3 wishes.

1- less annoying people.

2-less people.

3- more humanists.”
by Kitkat_000 May 16, 2019
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