Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages

Taking a giant sherry shit

Hey Creepy Chris I just finised Negotiating The Release Of The Cocholate Hostages. It took 20 minutes.

by Cecil Buttram October 27, 2004

Negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

The act of forcing oneself to defecate following a period of constipation

Blimey, I'm going to have to negotiate the release of some chocolate hostages

by The East Stand Crusader September 25, 2003

realeasing the hostages

taking a shit

I gotta go realease some hostages before they storm the trunks!

by mooseknuckles October 25, 2002

release the hostages

(v.) to release a large stool, or series of stools

After eating that burrito, I have to release the hostages.

by Mango January 2, 2003

houstage

An individual who is stuck at home for an extended period of time, whether by choice, or against their freewill.

Doris was sick for several weeks and realized she was a houstage.

by Confusingtheungodly January 6, 2019

Hosages

When someone or something is in a pickle or has a problem (usually frivolous).

"Carson is in a hosages today; he came downstairs, but got scared by the vacuum cleaner and is now hiding under the bed".

"I was in a right hosages this morning. I woke up late because my alarm clock didn't go off!"

by mrsbfigg March 21, 2021

release the hostages

another phrase for having to move your bowels

Excuse me everyone I have to go and release the hostages

by polobearsd August 23, 2006