hootie

a person who gets intoxicated, whether intentionally or not

They had pale beer, and they put alcohol in the bottom. It was hot in the summer, and it was so cold you could see the frost on the outside of the container…It tasted so good and cold, I said wow. They said, 'man, you ready for another,' and I replied, 'yeah.' After about the third one they said when you going to blow. I said I was ready, but when I tried to get up I couldn't get out of the seat. They said, 'man, this cat come up here and got hootied.' So from then on the cats started calling me Hootie."
- Frank Driggs and Chuck Haddix, from "Kansas City Jazz: From Ragtime to Bebop -- A History"

by JakeSF December 28, 2005

Hootie

To be in an extremely BAD mood; i.e. bitchy.

I am so hootie today!

by ~trish~ October 31, 2008

Hootie

Taking a Dip. Skoal, Grizzly, etc.

So, you went ahead and put another Hootie in huh?

by Spartan4131 November 9, 2008

hootie and the blowfish

um......... see Pearl Jam

Hootie and the Blowfish sound indentical to Pearl Jam

by bung December 10, 2003

hoopiest

hoopiest.
An idiotic way of saying happiest

Lil Marco: I is the hoopiest purrson i'll rek ya m8
Torro: stfu lil marco

by loxxei May 3, 2016

hootis

Unexplainably odd, gross, sickening, freakish.

Ruff went to the Midway and the chick had a hootis mole.

We've got rats, hootis rats.

by Husker October 15, 2003

hootiecow

The area betwixt a woman's legs;female genitalia, including labia majora and minora, clitoris, taint and fecal exit area, but mostly just the girl parts.

My hootiecow is in discomfort due to an overly long bicycle ride this day.

by Scribble4 August 6, 2007