Hoofing it

hiding illicit substances in your vaginal canal

"stash that in your snatch is a way to tell someone they should be hoofing it"

by Giannifly January 28, 2018

Houffin

A combination of howlin and bouffin.

Wee tony farted and it was heavy houffin.

by Prinaynay May 16, 2018

hoofin grannies

1. Throwing a lot of grenades, especially in gaming situations.

2. Tripping out; often in relation to drugs or alcohol

Me and my brother were playing halo and hoofin grannies at each other.

Dude this gear is intense. I’m hoofin grannies!

by daltana May 23, 2018

Heffington

What only can be decribed as the heaviest object around.

Look at that Heffington over there.

by SNOW BRAINIAC November 8, 2018

Hoofing

To shove ones hoof into an orifice

She's in for a good hoofing tonight

by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

hoffninja

is a psychiatric disorder in which an adult or older adolescent experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children. ... In popular usage, the word hoffninja is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse.

the word hoffninja is often applied to any sexual interest in children or the act of child sexual abuse.

by Corey Lavill April 23, 2020

Huffinaswog

When you can't walk up the stairs without becoming out of breath.

Quinn had a serious case of huffinaswog.

by GolemIsGod July 31, 2020