Hoffmastered

The act of creating mupltiple outlook calendar invites, sometimes spanning long lengths of time and sending all at once. Then, periodically cancelling those meetings and sending out many more replacements.

Dude, my inbox totally just got Hoffmastered

by WFM Finance November 27, 2011

Hoff

The act of teaching someone a lesson by sexually punishing them.

"Hoff me Scotty!"

by aleks69 June 12, 2018

Hoffnuts

Something that Sir David Hasselhoff finds amusing, exciting, or entertaining. It may also mean something he finds worthy of his testicles.

"Wow, girls. That dance routine was Hoffnuts!"

by Dee Fizzle August 18, 2009

Robert Hoffmann

A gay nugget with a small dick

person one: look at that loser

Person two: that's Robert Hoffmann

by That boi from school November 29, 2018

Abbie Hoffman

A revolutionary and member of the Yippie movement during the 60s and 70s. Wrote many controversial books (Steal This Book, Revolution For the Hell of It, among others) and was involved in many protests sometimes described as "guerilla theater". He was known for bringing the protests to the common man and making them interesting by using symbols and images instead of dull speaches and wordy pamphlets. Was iconified in Steal This Movie. May possibly be the greatest American in history, and the American equivalent to Che Guevarra. Everyone should learn about this guy and the movie is a great place to start. He's a hero.

Abbie Hoffman and his band of protesters stormed the Stock Market at Wall Street and through handfulls of dollar bills down at the businessmen below and watched them scramble for it. Besides being mildly funny, it was a powerful symbol for the greed of this nation.

by |< /\ /\/ 3 |> |-| /-\ /\/ July 14, 2005

Heffalump

an extroadinarily fat/large/obeese and sometimes unattractive/homely person.

That heffalump sat on the chair and it broke!

Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...

by heffalumphaterz September 12, 2011

Hoffing

To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.

Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.

by Tyney August 4, 2009