Situational Tourette's

The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.

Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.

You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.

by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010

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Hatsation

The false perception that a hat is still on your head even though it was recently removed. Typically occurs after having hat in place for extended periods of several hours or more. The perception is often strong enough that you may reach to remove or adjust the hat even though it is no longer there.

At dinner, after the game, the starting pitcher experienced repeated moments of hatsation as he reached for a baseball cap that was not there.

by Barnguy November 18, 2012

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situation fabrication

Or S.F.
A situation that is fabricated/scripted/manipulated by a person to get a desired response from a unsuspecting person

My gf asked

"has that slut texted you?"
No...(text message alert goes off)
Well shit, Situation fabrication just fucked me.

by XxxSFxxX September 14, 2016

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situation vixen

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.

"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

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