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Now Hiring 

This is what places of business put in their window or other prominent location, usually in the form of a sign, banner, or other such thing when they are seeking new employees.

Sometimes seen in newspaper advertisements as well.

These words pop up everywhere after school lets out for the summer. (sometimes in the form of Help Wanted, Positions Available, or other similar terms).

For many, this presents an opportunity to get a summer job and make some money - whether to save for school, material possessions, or simply the future. This is perfectly fine and is what the majority of us students seem to do.

For others, however, these two simple words are most unwelcome because we simply wish to chill out and enjoy the warm weather and short freedom from school.

It's not that we're all a bunch of lazy slackers, druggies, or whatever - some of us are have a great work ethic and aspirations for the future - we just want to have a leisurely summer break (after working our a**es off all year in high school or college).

When parents, family, or other older adults see this sign, they nag us incessantly to sacrifice our well-deserved vacation and apply for a job.
Dad: Hey son, I saw a Now Hiring sign at the local grocery store. You need to go get a job.
Me: Damn.
Now Hiring by kirE December 29, 2008
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Bee-hiving 

The act of Bee-hiving consists of three parts.

1. Buy a jar of honey.
2. Find a bees nest.
3. Find 2 women for less than 100 dollars.

The Process...

Line up all the women spread eagle, dip your hands in honey, and then GENTLY put your hands in the bees. Following this take your hands and shove your fists simultaniusly into the unsuspecting women, returning the bees to their new hive.
Person 1: "Dude Cindy looks all pissed off!" "I wonder whats in her vagina?"
Person 2: "Bees, what else man?!"
Person 1: "Bees?!"
Person 2: "Yea dude!, Her and Jen went Bee-hiving last night!"
Person 1: "Oooooh!, that explains the buzz around school!"
Bee-hiving by Oliver Sloan October 21, 2010

librarians are hiding something

Stephen Colbert told me librarians are hiding something.

a hiding 

a place to hide under
I had to find a hiding when it was snowing.
a hiding by courtneyR123 February 19, 2014

hidinginmyroom

A person who is a narcissistic, egoistical, loner .
Daniel always has been a leech.
(hidinginmyroom)
hidinginmyroom by IHaveAutism February 16, 2019

My moon is slowly hiding her shine 

You're taking a long time to reply
My moon is slowly hiding her shine, maybe I'm not that important.

Hiding Out 

V. Meant to name someone who turns their chat off to avoid speaking with friends on Facebook or other social networking sites.
" Hey, is - name - on facebook right now? "
" Yes, but they're hiding out. '

( Sends Message ) - Hey, I know your hiding out, turn your chat on and talk to me.
Hiding Out by the_rainbow_afro February 24, 2011