hemisphere

v., lesbian slang, to engage in a rather lofty boobjob

Patricia, darling, I will hemisphere you within an inch of your life. Prepare yourself.

by Memetan August 18, 2006

hemigrox

fat ugly pig of a woman with manners of a hillbilly swamp donkey

a prime example of a hemigrox is roseanne

by Stoink July 3, 2006

Hemingway-drunk

A state of being so intoxicated the imbiber could reasonably be compared to Ernest Hemingway.

A long, difficult work week will invariably result in Mike getting Hemingway-drunk.

by blanderrobinson May 23, 2013

hemiamory

Hemiamory is the practice of, or desire for, less than a full relationship-- whether monogamous or polyamorous; the desire for only portions of typical human relationships, with the knowledge and consent of all involved.

"These days, I'm more into hemiamory-- I don't need someone around all the time, or for every activity."
"I'm not asexual, I'm just not that driven by the need to couple-up or anything. I'd say I'm more hemiamorous."

by Kauffy December 7, 2018

hemiautobiographic

adjective
(of a written work) partly based on the life of the author.

etymology
from Greek hēmi- ‘half’ + autobiographic.

a hemiautobiographic account.

by Urban Lexicography September 1, 2020

Hemingway Defense

Where the stress and work of artistic expression is used to excuse substance abuse, chemical dependencies and other toxic coping-mechanisms.

"I also employed the world-famous Hemingway Defense... which goes something like this: as a writer, I am a very sensitive fellow, but I am also a man, and real men don't give in to their sensitivities. Only sissy-men do that. Therefore I drink. How else can I face the existential horror of it all and continue to work? Besides, come on, I can handle it. A real man always can."
-- Stephen King

by The Logical Fallacy February 17, 2023

bi-hemispheral

Someone who keeps residences in multiple hemispheres.

"I wish I could afford to be bi-hemispheral so as to avoid winter altogether".

by Adept_Geth September 10, 2008