helmetta

A .9 square inch town that has duck cops and only revenue is in speeding tickets.

The cops in helmetta are such dicks!

Why?

They pulled me over for going 24 in a 25!

Man, they are dicks!

by hassatt October 11, 2013

Helmet Dollop

That bit of remnant shit on the penile glans after deep dicking his or her intestines.

That slut’s calling card is helmet dollop if you get up in there.

He was looking back at it as I pulled out and apologized for the helmet dollop.

by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020

Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”

Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm

by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023

snow helmet

wen a man masturbates and is about to cum and holds his forskin together and ejaculates into it.

dude i was so tired last night i gave my self a snow helmet

by MICKY H January 15, 2008

Flying Helmet

Whilst performing cunnilingus, pull her piss flaps down and over your cheeks, thus giving the impression of wearing a flying helmet.

It was a little chilly first thing in the morning so I went down and put on my flying helmet.

by hollowpursuit November 6, 2008

Jacker Helmet

A ski mask that covers ones face when they plan or robbing someone or something so that their identity will be hidden.

"you better go see if your car is locked, I just saw a guy run by with a Jacker Helmet on."

by TyBenj March 10, 2009

pube helmet

hairstyle that resembles a helmet made from pubic hair, due to the tight curls that make it seem impenetrable, like a helmet.

super mario for example.

very popular look among middle-aged women.

dude, no wonder mario could jump up and break bricks with his head like whoa, he had the meanest pube helmet ever!

jonah kerr, seth rogen, your grandma.

by andocommando October 6, 2011