heff

A subsitute for the words 'hell' or 'fuck'. Originated in Guam.

What the heff does that guy thinks hey's doing?

by (nick][dr) March 10, 2009

Hefty

A Pollok term meaning large, a lot, very. Actually coming to think about it nobody has a f*cking clue what hefty actually means

"That's a hefty meaty Stane!"

by Arrogant Shite April 6, 2003

Heffalump

an extroadinarily fat/large/obeese and sometimes unattractive/homely person.

That heffalump sat on the chair and it broke!

Why are seven of my ribs broken? Well that would be because yesterday, a heffalump sat on me...

by heffalumphaterz September 12, 2011

heffner

a ladies man to have all the woman

im a heffner baby;got all the gurls

by tc rider April 6, 2007

heffron

A word for defining a very good player

Jesus What a Heffron

by Kingy April 25, 2005

Hefty Heave Ho

This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.

Are you still dating Mark?

No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.

by DOTK October 28, 2009

Hefner's grand slam

A redhead, brunette, blonde, and an asian all at the same time without getting a heart attack.

I went for Hefner's grand slam last night, but failed due to heart attack.

by hefner555 July 8, 2011