buckwheat in a headlock

taking down a girls pants to find an incredible mass of pubic hair

Mike was getting ready to go down on Amber. He pulled down her pants and told her that it looks like you have buckwheat in a headlock down here.

by Cramerica Industries January 10, 2007

headdog

A pounding headache, usually after a night of excessive drinking.

I want to get breakfast, but I have such a massive headdog.

by Road Dogg Jesse James April 28, 2006

Don King in a headlock

A massive pubic thatch comparible to that of famous boxing promoter Don King

I whipped down her kegs and her muff looked like Don King in a headlock

by Wilkiniho October 23, 2009

headjob

something ur boyfreinds says when drunk

a mix between head, and handjob

use it when ur drunk and ur confused about what u want ur girlfreind to preform upon u so u can confuse them...

"ill give you a kiss"

*slurs* "how bout a headjob?"

by smileingisgoodfordrunks July 1, 2010

greek headlock

Were a guy has a chick in a full nelson headlock, (guys chest to girls back) except guys arms up under her legs and then around the back of her neck as he is pounding away at her back-door (ass-hole).

If I were ever to meet Jenna Jameson, I would like to put her in a Greek Headlock and give it to her like no one else I've ever seen.

by Big Balls in Cow-Town March 2, 2007

Headroid

when a pain in the ass moves to your head

Hey stop being such a headroid

by troubledemon April 25, 2010

Hadron Collider

When one anus is touching another anus, and a fart is passed from one host to another.

" After all of these bean and cheese nachos, I'll be giving Nancy a good ol Hadron Collider later!"

by TrufflePig June 27, 2012