beer having 

When you're already drunk and crack open and have another beer with the boys.

"Me and the boys out here beer having"
"But aren't you already drunk as fuck?"

beer having by Alcoholic BeerBoy May 1, 2019

Having a lend 

An Australian term meaning to be lying to a person for one's own amusement.

"He said she had an STI"
"He's only having a lend of you"

Having a lend by ZStardust April 5, 2012

Having a puff 

Australian slang for the act of smoking methamphetamine in a glass pipe

"Lets have a big puff"
"Fuck i need a puff"
"That was a big puff"

"Hey you got any puff for sale"
"Come over and have a puff ya cunt"

"I was having a puff"

Having a puff by Aeons inarms October 19, 2016

hating Portland 

A new euphemism for masturbation. Typically done in a vigorous fashion.

Coined by a guy in Portland who hated it so much he decided he needed to masturbate furiously in the streets.

"Man my wife is away today so I'll probably be hating Portland all day!"

hating Portland by Dickie Stephens May 13, 2017

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk

When a group of people are thoughtlessly agreeing with each other even if they are holding opposing views.

"Why are all those people talking at the same time? Are they high?"
Nah dude, they're having a Blind Circle-Jerk.

Having a Blind Circle-Jerk by GroceryClerk July 4, 2018

having my ass

Having my ass is typically used in surprising situations that may or may not be unpleasant. It is very similar to the term "deadass" and these can often be used interchangeably

Cashier: The total for the three plain shirts comes out to $400
Person: Are you having my ass?! That's way too much I don't believe it

having my ass by Old Prospector Gus Chiggins March 11, 2021

Not hating here 

What you say before starting a rant.

Totally not hating here but Justin Bieber haircut looks like a mule's genitals.

Not hating here by Rodkor April 2, 2015