Hamster Angle

The angle of your face that your forward facing camera makes while in use so that you look like a hamster.

The more "chubby" the angle is, the more the angle makes you look chubby.

"And there I was, I accidentally called her and she saw me from a really chubby hamster angle"

by Micerama May 28, 2019

Panty hamster

Another word or for a vagina. 'Quivering' can be added in front of for good effect.

What a nice panty hamster

by Link December 8, 2004

rabbid hamster

A really ugly girl that hit on many goons at the '03 Toronto SA meet. Later pictures from said meeting, including ones of her showing her breasts, caused a FYAD explosion.

"Who hurts your eyes more, rabbid hamster or tubgirl"
"rabbid hamster obviously"

by StrangertoSociety December 14, 2008

dirty hamster

1. a female who has no regard for cleanliness, especially concerning her menstrual cycle.

2. one who leaves her tampons for all to see.

3. an unsanitary girl or woman,

Oh you dirty hamster.
Oh you dirty little hamster.

by daddybearluvsyou October 4, 2010

hamster crazy

used to describe an action that is so completely weird and psychotic that it can only be something a hamster does such as climbing up the walls, running at 15,000 mph, chewing shit up, etc.

Yesterday Mac got so drunk, he was running around and dancing all hamster crazy!

by MichelleIsCooler December 25, 2011

Kia Hamsters

Higher than god themselves. Part of the Kia Souls commercials and should be respected and praised around the country. They may seem like Alvin and the Chipmunks, but oh boy they are 10x better. They are the sexiest beings alive.

Lin: have you seen the Kia soul commercial with those rats?
Matthew: OFC!!! Are you kidding me, I jack off to them everyday. They are hamsters btw. Next time you call them Rats ill end your existence. PRAISE The Kia Hamsters!

by Phoenix0_o May 18, 2021

Hamster-waterbottle

When a man is suspended from the ceiling and another man performs oral sex on the suspended man, in a manner similar to a hamster licking a waterbottle.

Gabe drank from his Hamster-waterbottle.

by Ben the mouse August 4, 2017