sucking ham

The act of performing oral sex on a female.

Dude, my mom walked in when I was with Jenny, I was sucking ham when she saw us."

by ohohooho August 18, 2010

Ham ass nigga

A fuck boy, someone who is corny, doesn't want anything serious with you, is always playing games.

He had another girl the whole time, what a ham ass nigga

by bootyliciousamazingbigbootybit October 12, 2016

nippon ham fighters

baseball team based in Sapporo.
they played in Tokyo until last year.

they have the name that many people tend to laugh at.

by 5150 August 1, 2004

ham hoodelmans

very very large breasts, the kind that when you see them you are like "holy shit those have to be fake

Damn look at those fine ham hoodelmans

by Anthony Rapp July 10, 2007

Ham boned

the act of getting completely blacked out drunk before the party begins, usually around mid-day on a saturday.

dude, john was ham boned before we even got to the party.

by Bobby Tsunami February 17, 2009

august ham

A Watermelon.

An African vine (Citrullus lanatus) cultivated for its large edible fruit.
The fruit of this plant, having a hard green rind and sweet watery pink or reddish flesh.

by Crosse8 February 19, 2004

chri-ham-spam

Hawaiian Creole English (HCE) pronunciation of "three hand span" undertaken during a game of marbles to get ones kini closer to the action.

No chri-ham-spam dis taim, ai no laik get mai finga dirti

by abbcccxyyzzz February 5, 2010