Spanken Haus

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House.

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

by FannyFondler November 12, 2008

Haus Special

A term coined in late thirties Nazi Germany referring to a torture technique used by SS guards wherein they would insert a riding crop or other such implement forcefully into a prostrate prisoner.

"What happened to Heinrich?"

"He got a visit from the SS last night and they gave him the Haus Special."

by jgoebbels March 18, 2009

Hauss Bitches

Many attractive females. Also, what players get on a daily basis.

Steve: Hey jake what are you doin tonight?
Jake: Yo man i be gettin hauss bitches tonight!

by Rodzilla7861 March 8, 2011

Hanus Anus

when you have anal leakage, you got the hanus anus. re consider your medical regiment

look at that dude, he totally blarted you can tell he's got the hanus anus. Otherwise known as AL (anal leakage)

by ShitShawnSays September 21, 2016

hadukin

Describing a heavy use of force

Hadukin on your face

by Tiddy tuddy September 29, 2017

Halušky

1/ Traditional Slovak cuisine. Halušky ɦaluʃkɪ are boiled lumps of potato dough similar in appearance to gnocchi, served with bryndza (soft sheep cheese).

2/ Slang for hallucination

These are some heavy halušky.

by imgs November 9, 2018

Hades lady

A girl who probably came from hell.

Guy: She was my girlfriend. Turned out, just a Hades lady.

Girl: I promise I'll be better to you than she was.

by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018