Grant

An asshole who everyone hates

See him
Yeah that’s grant the asshole

by polarinu May 03, 2019

Grant

A piece of shit. Literally. Will break hurt and be back to his self like nothing ever happened. Don’t fall for his lies. He’s probably creeping on the side anyways. Don’t be like Grant.

Me: Grant who’s this in your phone?

Grant: oh we just worked together!

Me: wow....Didn’t know sleeping with your coworkers was a thing.

by TuhuhAntonio October 17, 2019

Grant

He is a dump in will leave the boys for some pussy

Grant He thinks he is going to get puss but in reality he is going to get fuck by a strap on

by I don’t like Bryce’s July 16, 2020

Grant

MY BOYFRIEND

Random Girl: Hey he’s cute I’m going to slide right into those dms. What’s his name?
Bff: Grant.
Me: Um no girl he’s mine 😘

by Me_4 November 14, 2018

Grant

Grant is just a pretty average guy. He isn't that smart, not that generous or kind, but he's just... average. He's also short... especially down there.

"I got a B on my math test, I sure did pull a Grant"

by OOFERGANGLOL December 11, 2018

Granted

What happens when a person has a scary experience with psychedelic drugs and is never the same again.

Wow he is hugging a pillow and hiding in the corner, shit I think he's Granted. He'll never be the same again.

by God8acid March 31, 2022

Granting

granting (verb) other forms: grant, granted,

to completely exaggerate something to the point where everyone just rolls their eyes and pretends to listen. Adds over excessive emphasis to a story to make it sound interesting when it really is just a bore. Usually used in a negative manner. Someone who grants is a very annoying person.

John: i swear the fish was 3 times my size
Jim: stop granting john

by mssWHAT May 25, 2011