Saturation and grain

when u get dat find pic of a cow next to a red barn and u turn that brilliance and highlight down and then the saturation and vibrance up and then add a little bit of grain and then change the brightness and contrast and then take a dump and wait for the upcummies

friend: *takes a shitty nature picture*

you: "oh you TOTALLY gotta saturation and grain that and put it on insta"

by WORM worrior January 21, 2022

Grain of salt heart

A chubby man with bitchtits acting as a roastie because he delayed a blockchain launch for 2 more weeks.

You bullish on Pulsechain?

Ohh, you talking about the biggest scam in history of crypto? 2 more weeks hehe. Don't take everything serious "grain of salt heart" is saying.

by Pulsechain October 19, 2022

Grain

some weird guy that seems to be mixed up with this other guy called 'grian'

"who is this grain character?"

by Jãdęø March 14, 2025

rusty grain silo

A cob job performed by an elderly gentleman, at least 65 years of age.

Shit went down when Mr. Bangojangles gave Steve a rusty grain silo.

by Mararrrr August 20, 2017

Grain

1.) whatever Troy says it is

“I wonder how many grains of sand there are in the world”

by WhateverIsay May 13, 2019

course-grain vaginosis

Technical sounding term for "Sand in the vagina".

Should be used by medical personnel when referring to people that overreact to minor injuries.

Patient: "I have this cut on my chin and it really hurts. I want to go to the hospital."
Medic to EMT: "Sounds like an acute case of course-grain vaginosis."
EMT: "Copy that, I'll get a shovel."

by Bajingo Dingo August 15, 2011

Main Grain

A child of divorce who has an addiction to gay porn

That man in the Main Grain

by Mistagreen June 7, 2022