Gooplesoft

A very powerful technology corporation.

That's a good idea, but are you willing to compete against Gooplesoft?

by Truck Nuts July 27, 2011

Gooped

Getting drunk to the level of waking up in a random suburban home

Bro like this late night is not that laets, let’s get gooped soon

by N. Jawnson December 8, 2019

goop

Very potent, sticky cannabis.

"You got some goop my dude?"
"Only da greenest, homie"

by skeemon June 23, 2008

goopslop

a very unattractive and bland dinner plate.

my mother used to feed me goopslop for dinner every night, so I became a chef.

by Chef Hatchet August 17, 2009

Goopshoot

An asshole post anal creampie.

I had a great time with the vegan last night, but now I can't stop leaking out of my goopshoot

by BShac June 9, 2016

Goopy Ghost

When you ejaculate in a woman's eyes & by the time she's able wipe them clean and yell at you...you're gone.

I just wanted to get the hell out of there so I decided to pull a goopy ghost and leave.

by Positive Language Contributor May 30, 2017

Goop Trip

When you trip balls with Gwenyth Paltrow and her friends on organic psychedelics while holding weighted jade eggs inside your yoni which you have been strengthening with kegel exercises in preparation. A play on "group trip", named after Gwens company Goop.

"I'm so excited about the Goop trip this weekend!"

"Dude, you mean group trip right?"

"Nah man I mean Goop trip. Don't forget your yoni egg!"

by Murmurmaid January 24, 2019