gluth

The fattest shit that will ever pass through your bootyhole. The kind of poop that gets stuck to the sides of your buttcrack and stinks up your local churches bathroom. This one will clear out, not only your entire neighborhood, but all of the women coming into your life and immediately make them want out.

“Oh my god I just took a gluth!”
“Jesus, that gluth is burning off my nose hairs!”
“I’ve been slowly slipping out little farts here and there but I think I’m about to gluth. Please pray for me!”

by Zoebobozo August 12, 2022

To Get Glutened

When someone with Celiac Disease inadvertently eats gluten.

Someone who has Celiac Disease must take extreme precautions in restaurants in order not to get glutened.

by Mother of a Celiac June 20, 2017

Gluttonize

To eat food in a gluttonous way.

Josh gluttonized that cupcake, stuck the whole thing in his mouth.

by DwnTwnWill June 20, 2014

glutenacious

When something is really great, and it contains gluten.

"Aye bro, how's the party," Chris said. "It's glutenacious," Brody responded.

by Jvshangold January 1, 2017

glutenist

A person that is prejudiced against people who cannot (or will not) eat gluten.

"Ugh, that waiter is such a glutenist. I have celiac disease and just asked for a gluten-free menu, he didn't have to be so rude about me not eating gluten."

by Nevyfreak April 3, 2017

Glutarded

Sam Johnson

After learning that he was allergic to gluten, Sam was diagnosed as glutarded.

by DankGod420 March 31, 2019

glutencord

the worlds 2nd best place (next to bass pro shop) full of funny people and ran by glutenpee aka nora aka funny asf on the Instagram app, if you are not in glutencord do you even exist? also a lot of gay people I mean like a lot its kinda jarring the lgbtq+ to hetero ratio (not a bad thing at all)

tyler: yo are you in glutencord
matthew: yea bro :ripcayde:
tyler: yoo awesome bro :pog:

by I'm t-pain December 27, 2020