Glomp

A small amount of sauce or gelatinous food item.

Can you give me just a glomp of mayonnaise, please?

by WaukeshaPlap May 16, 2019

Gloopinberry

The act of setting off handmade fireworks where one should not

Dude that gloopinberry on the weekend was siqqqqq

by MA 15+ September 11, 2019

Glomp

Glomping is like tackling, but furrier

I'm gonna glomp u owo

by TheGlompMaster November 5, 2019

gloop1738

unfunniest mf on instagram

wow gloop1738's posts are so unfunny man. this guy fell off.

by Gloop1738 June 22, 2021

Gloppy Jalopy

Noun, Adj. - some rank ass puss

alt. uses- gloppy

1. Carl went to hit it last night but she had that gloppy jalopy, so he dipped.
2. Carl: Damn it smells like fish in here.
Steve: No that's just Samantha's gloppy.
3. Does she have some fresh poontang or that gloppy jalopy?

by poontangdestroyer4 November 29, 2021

Glorpy

Something which is unpleasant or unsatisfactory but isnt devastating, would simply be better without. Can also be used to describe something goofy af

Did you hear that they broke up?
Yeah but she slept with his brother, kind of a glorpy situation

Bro did you see jimmy he just got his teeth removed.
Yeah he looks kinda glorpy

by Bricker walld August 30, 2023

Zeeban Gloopan

Zeeban Gloopan is a human made organisum that was made in ww2 by Nazi scientists. It was injectected into a number of Nazi soldiers to enhance muscle growth, rapid healing of wounds and recovery of illness, it also trippled the size of there schlong. It became part of there dna and passed on to there childern so there are a number of people even today carrying Zeeban Gloopan, it has since been extracted and sold on the streets, there is a high rish that within 100yrs 90% of the world population will be Zeeban Gloopansteiners.

Yo you seelin dat Zeeban Gloopan ?
Yea man i be slangin dat shit

ZEEEBBAANNN GLOOOPPAANNN !!!!!!

by Heinrick Schutz July 28, 2014