Zeeban Gloopan is a human made organisum that was made in ww2 by Nazi scientists. It was injectected into a number of Nazi soldiers to enhance muscle growth, rapid healing of wounds and recovery of illness, it also trippled the size of there schlong. It became part of there dna and passed on to there childern so there are a number of people even today carrying Zeeban Gloopan, it has since been extracted and sold on the streets, there is a high rish that within 100yrs 90% of the world population will be Zeeban Gloopansteiners.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20