Gloria

Typically a rather short asian girl with a ferocious temper (kind of like an angry lion) and an unusually large appetite. But if you get to know her you'll find that shes very sweet and actually a princess on the inside. She makes the best girlfriend ever and is one of a kind.

HELP ME GLORIAS ATTACKING ME!

*shrug* good luck buddy

by Pokemon123 August 17, 2011

Gloria Velez

The most beautiful model/video dancer/rapper/latina to ever walk the earth do yo thang girl

Gloria Velez was in the Jay-Z video Big Pimpin

by NEK2006 August 9, 2006

gloid

An idiotic or imbecelic person. ie a moron.

I can't beleive Scott stays with that bitch; he's such a gloid.

Possible root: Mongoloid (Offensive) A person affected with Down syndrome.

by Lingus the Cunning September 14, 2008

glorified

Something or someone treated in a more glorious way than expected. It's used to diminish the object or person.

Donald Trump is nothing but a glorified buffoon.

by Mark Brightman January 8, 2017

gloin

1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".

2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".

1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.

2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words

by naknumm February 4, 2008

Glomitz

A person who's only goal in life is to leach off of the success of others, who takes advantage of others at every opportunity and has neither the drive nor ambition to do anything worthwhile. A person who defys all commonsense whenever it suits.

My unemployed brother forces his wife to work while he sits at home playing World of Warcraft all day. When she gets home, she must serve him his dinner at the computer. He is such a glomitz.

by SloMoJo September 16, 2006

globins

a.) Consciousness, being.
b.) One's mind.

My globins were blown by the philosophical essay I just read.

by Sean Ramsay April 22, 2008