gloom cookie

Within the goth subculture, a derogatory term used for disaffected teenagers who turn to a goth affectation in order to express their misfit status. Most often applied to young, female goths.

Common physical characteristics include "Eye of Horus" eyeliner, fairy wings, bad poetry, clothes from Hot Topic, and Wiccan paraphernalia. Common behavioural characteristics include a smug sense of moral superiority tempered with affected ennui, not-entirely-serious suicide attempts, sudden periods of "mourning," and an appropriately dark pseudonym.

A despondent creature, but not to be confused with the emo kid.

Connected with the comic book series by Serena Valentino, of the same name.

The gloom cookie wore black on the outside, to show how black her soul was on the inside.

by Ragnvaeig April 3, 2006

gloomies

Goths. Or people who dress in black and would like to be called "Goth", but you won't give them the satisfaction.

Look, dear! Miniature goth-punks, with cigarettes!

You mean "gloomies".

Isn't that what I said?

by bruddah greg January 2, 2009

Ok gloomer

A repudiation for Gen Z and millennials when they're expressing imbalanced woke statements.

Gloomer: The planet will be destroyed if we don't stop climate change

Repudiater: Ok gloomer

by Sane 2020 December 30, 2019

Rhompy Stomp Glomper

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.

Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper

by Ssewankambo May 16, 2021

glomp

kind of a cross between a hug and a tackle. showing exctement to see one person. usually used in either a sexual or non sexual way. i run at you, all excited, expecting you to catch me and hug me.. basically i throw myself at you at very high speeds to say a simple hello.

me: *runs at you* *screams* CATCH ME!
you: *catches and hugs*

i like to glomp people with excitement.
"glomp" used as "greet and jump at"

by cay-oh! May 15, 2007

glomped

past tense of glomp

dude 1: did you see girl 1? she glomped dude 2!
girl 2: she had to glomp someone;it was a dare.
dude 1:your right its in the past.
girl 2: i was dared to do this *glomps dude 1*

by mage wilson June 20, 2007

gloomerize

to glamorize gloom

My sister went through a goth phase as a teenager; she would often gloomerize with dark clothing and makeup.

Lars von Trier's film "Melancholia" is the epitome of apocalyptic gloomerization.

by JohnnyApocalypse August 7, 2012