baboon goggles

When you place your balls over someone's eyes.

What? You sold my car!? Come here, you might as well just give me baboon goggles too.

by ibetthisnameistaken February 3, 2009

Exam Goggles

The morning of a final exam, everyone shows up in eyeglasses for the first time. They were all too busy cramming to put in their contacts, and they're barely recognizable.

Hey, nice exam goggles. I didn't know you needed glasses.

I've got tunnel vision - I never wear these exam goggles out of the house!

by j424marie December 9, 2010

Boyce Goggles

A mysterious veneer that coats the eyes of anyone at Boyce College due to the dearth of attractive girls, resulting in grossly deformed standards where 4's appear to be 8's. Kinda like a joke that everyone is in on, but no one gets the punchline.

See: Triton Eye

Trip Lee: Look at that girl across the J-bowl, what a knockout!

Lecrae: Bro, shed the Boyce Goggles. That snaggletooth is so impressive, she could eat an apple through a chain link fence.

by The Harbl October 2, 2012

Wagga goggles

when spending two weeks or more at wagga wagga, girls go from a 2/10 to a 8/10

Male #1: Bro these chicks are hot!

Male #2: no bro they not, you got wagga goggles.

by Triz0r14 July 12, 2014

tour goggles

When you get the hots for your fellow drum corps members; you suddenly find your fellow members attractive due to being surrounded by them all summer.

Dan: “Hi Megan!”
Megan: “Hey Buddy!”
......
Dan: “Is it just me or is Megan like really hot and thicc?!!”
Ben: “Nah man. Your just a thirsty boi. You probably have (tour goggles) for her.”

by SPLUTAFHN6WDS December 9, 2018

the goggles

What someone says when they see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person.

Originated from The Simpsons

"Hey Johnny, did you know Rosie O'Donnell starred on Playboy, it's right here"

"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"

by .. January 2, 2004

bush goggles

Exaggerated (and often inappropriate) attraction to an ugly person of the opposite sex caused by isolation--such as a work term in a mining camp, oil rig, or logging.

Similar to beer goggles.

"Man, check out the knockers on that one!"
"Dude, take off the bush goggles. What a swamp donkey!"

by Mach10 July 18, 2006