glover

1. A gay lover.
2. A man who is best friends with a woman who he is not and will never be attracted to but deeply loves and adores her. Is usually very knowledable on the subject of beauty, fashion, and new trends.

Kiki: Lydia I saw your Facebook, you're engaged?!

Lydia: (chuckles) He's my glover, silly! I mean did you see his profile picture? The man has better hair than I do!

by I<3Elephants October 22, 2010

danny glover

when u get head from a really hot piece of trim and after u blow ur load you yell, "RIGGS! IM GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT!" and then u proceed to slap her once with your phallus.

Dudes, listen up. I Danny Glovered Maya Angelou last night.

by danny glovering SOB April 21, 2007

Glover's Syndrome (GS)

When a person that gives lightshows (with LED gloves) begins gloving without having the gloves on whenever they hear a specific genre of music that they like. This is an uncontrollable impulse which must be satisfied and usually happens without the Glover realizing they are doing it until they see all the weird looks they are getting from people. GS is not a bad thing because it aids a Glover in cleaning up some of his moves and creating new moves. Also known as a finger show, but GS is unintentional.

I was listening to an EDM track when all of a sudden about 2 minutes into it I realized my hands were doing finger rolls, and tutting. Let's just say the looks on people's faces didn't change when I explained that I had Glover's Syndrome (GS)

by TheRealDaFuzz April 11, 2013

Globerization

A teacher in Canada once said that "Globerization" was "Modern Globalization" if you state that this is not a word, you are dumb.

I hope y'all fuckers enjoy Globerization.

by Globerization January 17, 2019

glover

the name of an extreme liberal femanist who exclaims the rights of animals and women; usually an english teacher

I hate going to english class; I've got a glover, that femanist.

by imacdaddy18 November 2, 2006

golfer

a drunk liar in ugly clothes who plays with his balls in public

Look at those golfers. They're such strange, yet silly people.

by Onewhoflies October 18, 2006

glover

Someone involved in the fetishistic sexual act of sprocketing. The glover is the one who bites the choker on the throat until he draws blood.

"Dave gives hickeys that draw blood. He's such a glover!"

by pearce duncan January 30, 2006