Glacier Shit

A bowel movement that progresses at the speed of a glacier

I ate so much cheese this weekend my Monday morning elimination was a glacier shit!

by DukeEfan December 19, 2016

glake

kaylin

bro kaylin is a glake she keeps cheating and fucking with anybody

by jones410 October 7, 2023

post-glacial rebound

1. The process through which land that was suppressed under ice during the previous ice age is gradually rising in elevation.

2. The phenomenon involving a guy suddenly having great success in bedding women, following months, or possibly years, of involuntary celibacy. It can occur due to changes in the guy's life or happen spontaneously.

1. Many of the lakes in northern Canada have become marshes due to the impact of post-glacial rebound.

2. Bill couldn't even get a girl's number for the past year, but now that he's experiencing a post-glacial rebound, he's scoring almost every time he's out.

by great success February 28, 2010

o'glark

Formal way of saying o'clock, usually with an accent

Zoom meeting tomorrow at 11 o'glark

by EvanKnish January 20, 2022

Gackt

The sexiest, hottest, admirablest, cutest, delictable, wonderful, all-hailing, everything that's good man on earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gackt is so hot, I could fuck him all day and night.

by Bikki February 23, 2005

gacked

adjective describing some one who is strung out on meth

oklahoma white trash vernacular

Shark was gacked, so I got the hell out.

by Orville Blick April 22, 2005

anal glacoma

The act of not seeing your butt doing anything for a current event.

Boss: "Why did you not come to work?"

You: "Well my anal glacoma was acting up."

Boss: "I have never heard of that medical condition. Sounds serious."

You: "Yeah it is. I couldn't see my ass coming to work. "

by OutlawJN December 15, 2008