giraffe-neck

To botch or bungle. An exclamation of frustration.

Oh giraffe-neck! I just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. It really hurt.

by Jay-Tizzle August 15, 2006

Awkward Giraffe

Very similar to the awkward turtle, it is used during an awkward moment during sex. Make the "rock on" sign, and stroke the other person's arm slowly.

Debbie: Is it in?
James: *already finished*
Debbie:....
James: *awkward giraffe*

by HAW! March 12, 2008

Electric giraffe

It is a solo sex act in which you start by wrapping your penis in in tin foil, followed by pulling your ballsack back to form a giraffe like symbol with your phallic member, then continuing to insert your tin foil wrapped genitalia into a live electrical socket.

Jim: "Drew how did you end up in the hospital last night?"
Drew: "I tried an electric giraffe and got some shocking results."

by snorlax69 June 3, 2016

Giraffe Flaps

The level of highness directly below bird pussy.

I'm so high I went straight past giraffe flaps and right up to bird pussy.

by Bumblecakes July 8, 2011

The Giraffe of People

Someone who is really tall, as is the giraffe compaired to many other animals.

To a tall person: "Damn, you're so tall, you're the giraffe of people."

About a tall person: "Dude, did you see that guy? He was like the giraffe of people."

by SpacePanda December 11, 2008

dying giraffe

When your friend gets a horrible look on their face that can only be described as a dying giraffe.

Man, wipe that dying giraffe look off your face!

by JackieB! March 9, 2010

journey of the giraffe

sexual journey of the cock from the pussy, through the woman's tits and into the mouth.

I did the journey of the giraffe to that bitch last night.

by bxxtch January 6, 2005