Child Genius

A very stupid child, with absolutely no hope of making anything substantial out of their life.
Their parents refer to them as a "child genius" to cover their pain and anger at their child's stupidity.

Christine: Hey, can I enter my son Job for the youngster intelligence challenge?

Wasteman who organises the competition: Sure, what's his IQ?

Christine: Oh, he doesn't have one, he's a real child genius.

by childgenius April 15, 2009

not-genius

noun. An individual, group or corporation lacking basic common sense or "smarts". At least 2 sandwiches and a pickle short of a picnic.

"Blimey, Jason really is a not-genius regarding the management of Hammond Northsore Regional Airport."

by sharrypops November 21, 2009

stroke of genius

When you get a handjob from a smart girl

Last night i got a stroke of genius from the girl in my chem lab.

by bananahandjob July 4, 2021

geniuse

A person who is smart most of the time, but who makes the occasional hideous spelling mistake, and therefore loses his 'smart' status.

"Tonight has produced what can only described as 'pure geniuse'!" he proclaimed when writing to tell his friends of his achievements of the evening.

by Jollynut October 5, 2010

Stable Genius

A Useful Idiot

Donald Trump is the most stable genius the Russians have ever had.

by rastaX June 15, 2019

genius

a person who sees things out of multiple perspectives,and understands the need for doing so;a person who has their level of conciousness high enough to find their identity yet still searching for the meaning of life,resulting in a greater iq then the majority of earth's population which remains stupid in order to satisfy the economical needs of a country by working in factories,not being smart enough,or in some cases concious enough to go to a collage where they become somebody(if they have money)

if you didn't understand the definition above,you CLEARLY don't know what I am speaking of,therefore you are NOT a genius

by Victorthefourth January 5, 2011

false genius

Someone who claims to be smart but in the end is about as clever as the gum under your shoe.

Dave claimed to have a high IQ, but in the end he was a False Genius.

by MaximilleDeLis April 15, 2014