funeral dip

A funeral dip is a pickpocket whose specialty is dipping into people's pockets at actual funerals or even at the cemetery ceremonies.

Dips like wherever there are big crowds. Be particularly careful of funeral dips.

by Warren Allen Smith May 18, 2006

fuseball

A condition in which a man's scrotum fuses to his inner thigh due to high humidity or sticky environments.

Not only did I have a horrible case of swampass but I was experiencing fuseball as well.

I forgot to apply baby powder to my nuts before I went jogging and now I have a case of fuseball.

by iceman 69 July 18, 2010

fesered

Past tense for premature ejaculating.
Also can be used as "fesering" if someone/you is in the process of premature ejaculating.
Commonly used in western Canada.

This hot chick invited me over, and when I got to her house she was half naked and horny. When she came down on me to give me a blow job, I fesered before she even touched my dick.

I was fingering my girlfriend in some hockey arena, and it was getting so hot I fesered in my pants before she even had a chance to unzip my pants. Leaving a huge mess.

by Sand Warrior February 3, 2013

Fumerous

The funny side of being so angry at a bad joke.

Mark called me, and told me another joke... I'm fumerous.

by Doctor Awesome August 5, 2015

funerious

a joke that has the funny but only ironically.

"that joke was very funerious, tim!"
"shut the fuck up"

by klausass May 3, 2020

Funeral Snapper

Taken a photo of a person in a real life moment knowing it will end up in the reel at their funeral.

That picture I just took of you is a perfect Funeral Snapper to be displayed at your memorial service when you die.

by Dozzer821 January 1, 2022

Standing Funeral

A wedding. So called because a man's life ends when he marries.

Charlie: I got a wedding invitiation today.

Drew: Sounds like fun.

Charlie: Nah, I don't go to standing funerals

by Blackwolf Morrow October 19, 2011