The act of sticking a heroin needle in each testicle then masturbating while getting your testicles kicked by a third party. After orgasm, the heroin in the needle is injected directly into the testicles. This results in a feeling of euphoria and bliss comparable to meeting Jesus Christ.
Ryan: “Hey babe, can you get out your steel toed boots?”
Jenna: “Oh god… you really can’t get enough of funging can you?”
Jenna: “Oh god… you really can’t get enough of funging can you?”
by Varterhart March 18, 2024
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Funting, or to funt (not to be confused with munting), is to walk into any family-owned grocery store or bodega, (particularly in a low-income neighborhood) with a friend, and walk towards the back of the store with exactly 6 bottles of sriracha. The designated Funter must then utilize the cylindrical knobs at the top of the bottle to pour the contents of six bottles down the designated Funtee’s urethra. The two must place the discarded empty bottles on the cashier’s counter, and the funter will proceed to suck the sriracha out of the funtee in front of god and everybody. The duo will then walk out without paying.
by zestworm April 7, 2024
Get the Funting mug.The act of an attempted munting, only to find the victim is indeed in an alive or comatose state. Upon the realization that the organs are indeed not sloshing around (as the body is not decomposing) and the victims awakening, there is an ensuing lawsuit.
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by Yves Reason November 25, 2024
Get the Frunning mug.A sex move that involves 2 men, an eagle, a snake, a small bear, a monkey, and a donkey. The men and all of the animals are confined in a small room, the men, completely naked and covered from head to toe in peanut butter have only one goal in mind. Their one and only goal is to fuck every animal in the room to death (the men may work together on one animal). If the men are successfully able to eliminate all of the animals they then have to lick all of the peanutbutter and blood off of eachother.
Man: Hey Jeremy, you wanna go funging with me on Tuesday? I'll bring the monkey and the peanut butter.
Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.
Jeremy: Of course, it sounds like a blast.
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