Duck 'N Fuck 

A game that begins with eating a tremendous amount of greasy duck meat with your partner. After you both have had your fill, strip naked and begin having really rough sex. The first person to shit loses.

I had a really rough Christmas, but at least I beat Heather at Duck 'N Fuck. That bitch shit all over the floor!

Duck 'N Fuck by davebarr19 September 2, 2015

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

my own duck to fuck by gh1 June 7, 2018

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. 

When something just can't ducktape it... then its fucked

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. It's broke.

If you can't duck it, then fuck it. by Michael-Dale June 28, 2006

Greasy duck what the fuck 

What you say to greet the homies

Person 1: *Walks in door*
Person 2: Greasy duck what the fuck?

Greasy duck what the fuck by ComputingCat January 19, 2024

fuck ducker 

A person who says "Not tonight, Honey...I have a headache."

"My boyfriend/husband/pool boy has been such a fuck ducker lately."

fuck ducker by livingdeadgirl August 13, 2006

fuck duckin'

V. - When a MFer puts in the time an effort that usually results in coitus (or at the very least a blowie) an the bitch (or dude) keeps slidin' without doin' the deed. The act that leads to 'blueballs'

Third date with the bitch spending, getting all romantic an shit, an she still "Gotta work tomorrow". That bitch be fuck duckin'.

fuck duckin' by DillyBar aka D-Locc Himself December 20, 2021

fuck different ducks 

1. To run with a different crowd than someone else.

2. To belong to a different clique or have a different group of friends.

Dude, it's pretty kickass that even though we fuck different ducks, we can still be tight.

fuck different ducks by lydie22 March 26, 2009