fruitginity

The act of losing your virginity as a homosexual

I, Bob, lost my fruitginity to John today.

by Bkylar Srillante August 1, 2011

Fruit Rabbit

Southern slang for a gay guy or woman. Usually a code word since most yankees have no idea what we're alluding to.

Homer- "Ummm,I gotta a question about Jason....."
Mike-" Oh yeah cuz, he's a fruit rabbit!"
Homer- "Yep I pretty much came that conclusion!"

by Land Ravager March 22, 2013

Rectum Fruit

The fruit of the rectum. Otherwise known as feces or poo.

Wow, dude I just let loose a huge load of rectum fruit!

I have to go deposit some rectum fruit into the feces receptacle.

by ELEANORANDCOLETTE March 15, 2011

African fruit monkey

A white person whom makes a lot of racist jokes but is not racist (and likes fruit)

Jimmy is an African fruit monkey whom is always telling black jokes.

by AfricanFruitMonkey July 11, 2016

What the Fruit?

A safe, swearless synonym for "What the Fuck?"

Alex: "I dropped your alarm clock in the toilet, sorry hun."

Lee Won: "What the fruit?!?!?!?"

by bobtomjoeyoh July 16, 2009

Fruit blindness

An inability to recognize obvious signs of male homosexuality. Most prevalent in frumpy straight women who pursue romance with attractive gay men.

Your fiance is gay. Look at you. Look at him. Classic case of fruit blindness.

by hachface May 17, 2009

Fruit Ninja

A fucking awesome and addicting game created by Halfbrick Studios. The goal of the game is to slice various kinds of fruits. As you slice the fruit, the juices of the fruit splatter all over the screen, depending on which way you slice them. There are 3 modes of Fruit Ninja: Classic, Zen, and my most favorite, Arcade mode. Classic mode is slicing fruits while avoiding the bombs. Arcade mode is similar except that so many fruits fly into the screen at once, which is an excellent oppoptunity to make great combos. There are always three special kinds of bananas: The Frenzy Banana, the freeze banana. and the double banana. When you slice the frenzy banana, you basically have a fruit orgy you can make epic combos and blitzes. The freeze banana freezes time and the fruits fly at the screen at a much slower rate. The double banana doubles your score. Zen mode is just like the frenzy but without the special bananas or bombs, so you have to rely on comobs. There are also many different kinds of blades that you can choose from. You also get interesting facts about fruit you migh not have known. This game is a must-have on your Ipod Touch or Iphone

Guy 1: Dude, you must get fruit ninja
Guy 2: (reluctantly): Fine
Guy 2: (a week later): Dude this game is mad addicting! Who would've thought that something so simple can be so good.

by Wake Up January 5, 2012